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Anthropomorphic Thicc Switch (only on reddit)

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A comment on a r/animeme thread reads : (fair warning)

You fumble about your switch, touching everywhere as you go to find the change that she's had.

Her twin tails, her juicy thicc, her humble bewbs, her cutesy cheeks, her joyful hands that you may have held...

She squirms as you go, making strange hnng noises too while her joystick starts to drift.

Finally, you've found the change. She no longer needs to be plugged in from an outlet or a dock to be charged. She plugs into something now, her USB-D.

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