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Entire Free Churro Script (Bojack Horseman)

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[wind blowing] [shuddering] [vehicle approaching] [grunting] [panting] [tires screech] Yes, yes, I see you. Get in. Get in. Your mother is having another one of her episodes. Last night, she went to see A Doll’s House with a couple girlfriends, and now she has ideas. I emerged from my sanctum this afternoon to discover that not only had she not made me lunch, which is a meal I need in order to live, but she’d, furthermore, locked herself in the bedroom to weep. Loudly. Now it’s one thing for a woman to weep, but when they do it at such a volume you can hear it through the door, that’s when you know that they’re doing it just for the attention. Anyway, I was able to cobble together a sandwich for myself, so I’m the real hero of the story. [horn honking] [tires screeching] It was a couple hours later when I realized I was on a good run with my novel. I had this really interesting sentence that kept going for pages and pages, and I thought about how rare it is to really get in the groove

My Album's Here!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8BqbJPwcNU&list=PL6-4gTKmUeL_fQk8FAdte4sH4ancOzQol

A Pixel Story

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A Scene From American Beauty

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The Modern Workplace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4OWRUiZizU&t=774s

Memento Mori

INFINITE POOP

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Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now