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INFINITE POOP
Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now
if the world were to end
if the world were to end a reprimand for modern discontent would you give your song a voice? will your deed be of the first choice?
The Perfect Car Doesn't Exis....
You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's see
The Ultimate Kino List!!!
This list is regularly updated. ¡Alambrista! 2001 A Space Odyssey 2 or 3 Things I Know About Her 3 Women 3:10 to Yuma 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days 8½ 12 Angry Men 24 Frames The 39 Steps 45 Years 49th Parallel The 400 Blows 1984 A Dry White Season A Face in the Crowd A Matter of Life and Death À nos amours À nous la liberté A Raisin in the Sun A Story from Chikamatsu Ace in the Hole An Actor's Revenge The Adventures of Antoine Doinel The Age of Innocence Akira Kurosawa's Dreams Alexander Nevsky Ali: Fear Eats the Soul Alice in the Cities All About Eve All About My Mother All That Heaven Allows All That Jazz Alphaville Always for Pleasure Amarcord The American Friend An Unmarried Woman Anatomy of a Murder And Everything Is Going Fine And God Created Woman And Life Goes On And the Ship Sails On Andrei Rublev An Angel at My Table Antichrist Antonio Gaudi Aparajito The Apu Trilogy Apur Sansar Arabian Nights Armageddon Army of
Quarantine film recommendations: Movies that are too long!
This is the perfect time to watch these long-ass movies you wouldn't have time to watch otherwise. Enjoy! Love Exposure The story of a teenage boy named Yu, who falls for Yoko, a girl he runs into while working as an “up-skirt” photographer in an offshoot of the porn industry. His attempts to woo her are complicated by a spot of cross-dressing – which convinces Yoko that she is lesbian – dalliances with kung-fu and crime, and a constant struggle with the guilt that’s a legacy of his Catholic upbringing. A Brighter Summer Day Based on a true story, primarily on a conflict between two youth gangs, a 14-year-old boy's girlfriend conflicts with the head of one gang for an unclear reason, until finally, the conflict comes to a violent climax. La Flor Almost 10 years in production, 14 hours of film. In six stories, Llinás uses the same four actresses in various ways. YiYi Each member of a family in Taipei asks hard questions about life’s meaning as th