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I hate Infinite Jest podcast

Liminal Spaces

I want to ride through liminal spaces and never get home I'm tired of seeing the same old faces tired of being in the same old places I need to get a ride oh no, I can’t abide anymore just tell me if you wanna go and we’ll ride through the liminal spaces I'm hoping you won't say no

Bonedog (Poem from "I'm Thinking of Ending Things")

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Coming home is terrible… whether the dogs lick your face or not, whether you have... ...a wife, or just a wife-shaped loneliness waiting for you. Coming home is terribly lonely... so that you think of the oppressive barometric pressure back where you have just come from with fondness, because everything's worse once you're home. You think of the vermin clinging to the grass stalks... ...long hours on the road, roadside assistance and ice creams, and the peculiar shapes of certain clouds and silences with longing, because you did not want to return. Coming home is... just awful. And the home-style silences and clouds contribute to nothing but the general malaise. Clouds, such as they are, are in fact suspect and made from a different material than those you left behind. You yourself were cut from a different cloudy cloth, returned, remaindered, ill-met by moonlight, unhappy to be back, slack in all the wrong spots. Se

Earning Bitcoin Playing Video Game

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"Fake it till you make it’ or so they say. Now you can actually make it by faking it. RollerCoin is a game where you play as a bitcoin miner. In other words, it’s a mining simulator. You play from an assortment of arcade-style pixel games to improve your rank, which determines how much satoshis you actually get. And these games are actually quite fun!! My current favorite is the Coin-Match game. Join me today:  https://rollercoin.com/?r=kck3a75p

Some of the best bitcoin sites for earning(and spending)

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Bitcoin is still in its early days. There are a bunch of websites offering you the chance to earn bitcoins for free and these offers won’t last for a long time. SO Make hay when the sun shines.!!  These are the sites and faucet I use on a daily basis. I’ve included my own referral links. If you signup via these referrals it would really help me. Thank you. https://freebitco.in/?r=38358172    This is the oldest and the most trusted bitcoin faucets out there. You can claim 20 satoshis easy every hour, and you even have the choice to multiply it by playing games and betting. https://www.earnbitcoin.io/?r=162294    This is one of the best sites to earn bitcoin. You can get bitcoins for hundreds of different tasks (downloads, ads, surveys, etc) and you get 10,000 Satoshis just for joining. https://luckyfish.io/?c=gvjgi    One of the best bitcoin casinos with big bonuses and its own Faucet. Expect hours of fun and loads of bonuses on joining. https://stake.com/?c=870cb3397d    Pretty decent

Get Free Bitcoin Every Single Hour

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Entire Free Churro Script (Bojack Horseman)

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[wind blowing] [shuddering] [vehicle approaching] [grunting] [panting] [tires screech] Yes, yes, I see you. Get in. Get in. Your mother is having another one of her episodes. Last night, she went to see A Doll’s House with a couple girlfriends, and now she has ideas. I emerged from my sanctum this afternoon to discover that not only had she not made me lunch, which is a meal I need in order to live, but she’d, furthermore, locked herself in the bedroom to weep. Loudly. Now it’s one thing for a woman to weep, but when they do it at such a volume you can hear it through the door, that’s when you know that they’re doing it just for the attention. Anyway, I was able to cobble together a sandwich for myself, so I’m the real hero of the story. [horn honking] [tires screeching] It was a couple hours later when I realized I was on a good run with my novel. I had this really interesting sentence that kept going for pages and pages, and I thought about how rare it is to really get in the groove

My Album's Here!

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A Pixel Story

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A Scene From American Beauty

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The Modern Workplace

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4OWRUiZizU&t=774s

Memento Mori

INFINITE POOP

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Infinite poop. You sit on the toilet to poop, but the poop never stops coming out of your butt. You have to start flushing the toilet every two minutes to keep up. You try to pinch your butt closed but that makes your insides hurt. The poop accelerates. You call 911. The paramedics call for doctors. The doctors call for specialists. The story trends on Twitter. You turn down talk show appearances. Your septic tank fails. People form a cult. Your toilet is finished. Volunteers arrive with buckets and shovels. You are completely used to the smell. The poop accelerates. You are moved to a stepladder with a hole in the top step. The poop accelerates. The shovelers abandon the buckets and shovel directly out the window. The poop accelerates. A candlelight vigil forms around your house. One of the workers falls over and can't free himself. The poop accelerates. A priest knocks over the stepladder and tackles you out the window. You land in the pile. The poop accelerates. The force now

if the world were to end

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if the world were to end a reprimand for modern discontent would you give your song a voice? will your deed be of the first choice?

The Perfect Car Doesn't Exis....

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You want a car that gets the job done? You want a car that's hassle free? You want a car that literally no one will ever compliment you on? Well look no further. The 1999 Toyota Corolla. Let's talk about features. Bluetooth: nope Sunroof: nope Fancy wheels: nope Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn. Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End. You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up. This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children. Things this car is old enough to do: Vote: yes Consent to sex: yes Rent a car: it IS a car This car's got history. It's see

My favorite movie scenes

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This Scene followed by, this scene

The Ultimate Kino List!!!

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This list is regularly updated. ¡Alambrista! 2001 A Space Odyssey 2 or 3 Things I Know About Her 3 Women 3:10 to Yuma 4 Months, 3 Weeks and 2 Days 8½ 12 Angry Men 24 Frames The 39 Steps 45 Years 49th Parallel The 400 Blows 1984 A Dry White Season A Face in the Crowd A Matter of Life and Death À nos amours À nous la liberté A Raisin in the Sun A Story from Chikamatsu Ace in the Hole An Actor's Revenge The Adventures of Antoine Doinel The Age of Innocence Akira Kurosawa's Dreams Alexander Nevsky Ali: Fear Eats the Soul Alice in the Cities All About Eve All About My Mother All That Heaven Allows All That Jazz Alphaville Always for Pleasure Amarcord The American Friend An Unmarried Woman Anatomy of a Murder And Everything Is Going Fine And God Created Woman And Life Goes On And the Ship Sails On Andrei Rublev An Angel at My Table Antichrist Antonio Gaudi Aparajito The Apu Trilogy Apur Sansar Arabian Nights Armageddon Army of

Quarantine film recommendations: Movies that are too long!

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This is the perfect time to watch these long-ass movies you wouldn't have time to watch otherwise. Enjoy! Love Exposure The story of a teenage boy named Yu, who falls for Yoko, a girl he runs into while working as an “up-skirt” photographer in an offshoot of the porn industry. His attempts to woo her are complicated by a spot of cross-dressing – which convinces Yoko that she is lesbian – dalliances with kung-fu and crime, and a constant struggle with the guilt that’s a legacy of his Catholic upbringing.  A Brighter Summer Day  Based on a true story, primarily on a conflict between two youth gangs, a 14-year-old boy's girlfriend conflicts with the head of one gang for an unclear reason, until finally, the conflict comes to a violent climax.  La Flor Almost 10 years in production, 14 hours of film. In six stories, Llinás uses the same four actresses in various ways. YiYi Each member of a family in Taipei asks hard questions about life’s meaning as th